Why am I a sap for this shit?

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

( Here is also more a meme. )

× I miss somebody right now.  (Alexa just got home!)	× I don't watch much TV these days.	✓ I own lots of books.
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.	✓ I love to play video games.	× I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies.	✓ I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.  (Oy. I was an immature little brat freshman year.)	✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.