no matter what you say, no matter what you do

I like this meme much. Thanks, lord_codfish!

(the first sentence from my livejournal for each month of 2004:)

January: Arr, ye mateys.
February: A cappella tryout total: 9
March: Several things.
April: APRIL FOOLS!
May: I can't decide if "Narcolepsy" is actually genius or merely clever, so I'll leave it up to you to decide.
June: My turn!
July: I have a job now.
August: Reading Gaiman always leaves me feeling kind of disconnected from the world, adrift a bit.
September: Pomegranate juice is the best thing ever.
October: [no updates. I suck.]
November: I think I may have won.
December: Ahem.

Well, that's certainly representative of.... uh...
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I'm not actually sure I want to know...