Who will bear the sheathes away?

So, I'm not a huge fan of memes, but this one struck me as being so utterly random that I said, what the hell. And so, without further ado, the first fifteen songs that came up when I set my entire music library to play at random, without editing (stolen from Neil Gaiman's blog):

"The Middle" - Jimmy Eat World
"Barrel of a Gun" - Guster
"Forever Young" - Meatloaf
"Money For Nothing" - Dire Straits
"MLF Lullaby" - Tom Lehrer
"Maria" - Kathleen Edwards
"Orange Crush" - R.E.M
"Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby" - Rolling Stones
"I Keep Looking" - Sara Evans
"Disappointing Show" - They Might Be Giants
"All You Wanted" - Michelle Branch
"Shimmer" - Shawn Mullins
"Thank You, Gallant Gondolieri" - D'Oyly Carte Opera Company
"So Long, Mom" - Tom Lehrer
"Love Me Like a Man" - Bonnie Raitt

(In my defense, the Meatloaf song is in my library purely because I saw it on Kazaa and wondered how totally awful it must be. It turned out to be even worse than that.)